Apache Pizza Radio Advert Transcript

Date: 01/02/2007

Title: Apache Wife

Length: 35 seconds


Sound effect: soft piano music in background

Female voice over (crying): How could you this to me....? How could you...?? How could you...???

Male voice over 1 (pleading): Honey, I'm really, really sorry... We can get over this...

Female voice over (crying): How am I going to tell the kids...? How...?? HOW...???

Sound effect: doorbell ringing - door opening

Indian Man's voice: HOW.....

Male voice over 1: How do you know....?

Indian Man's voice: HOW.....

Male voice over 1: Does.. does everyboby know...???

Indian Man's voice: HOW.....you doing? Your wife ordered an Apache Pizza...

Male voice over 1: Did she?! Just... the one...??

Female voice over: I'll take that, thank you! That'll teach you not to burn the dinner again....

Indian Man's voice: OUCH.... She's on the war path.....

Male voice over 2 (announcer): Ring 1890 a-p-a-c-h-e for hot, fresh, free delivery!


Please note, offers and prices referenced in the adverts while correct at the time of broadcast, may not be still valid. For all the latest offers and prices, please contact your local store.

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