Apache Pizza Radio Advert Transcript
Date: 01/02/2007
Title: Annoying Apache 1
Length: 33 seconds
A Native Indian American walks into an Apache Pizza store.
Sound effect: Foot steps in dirt
Indian Man: HOW... you doing?
Apache employee: Hello, how are you doing?
Indian Man: HOW... you doing?
Apache employee: Hey, how you doing?
Indian Man: HOW... YOU doing?
Apache employee: I'm doing fine, how you doing?
Indian Man: I'm doing fine.
Apache employee: Yeah...
Indian Man: HOW... YOU doing?
Apache employee: I'm doing fine, how you doing?
Indian Man: HOW... you doing?
Apache employee: I'm doing fine..
Indian Man: HOW... you doing?
Apache employee: I'm doing fine..
Indian Man: HOW... you doing?
Pause
Apache Employee: What can I get you?
Indian Man: I'll have a 12-inch Buffalo Apache with extra cheese, please
Voice over of announcer - Ring 1890 a-p-a-c-h-e for hot, fresh, free delivery!
Indian Man: HOW YOU DOING?
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