Apache Pizza Radio Advert Transcript
Date: 01/02/2007
Title: Annoying -12 inch
Length: 34 seconds
Male voice over 1 (American accent): Hi! Do you ever feel embarrassed about your size? Well guys, if that's a silent Yes, we can help you.
We have years of experience in the enlargement business. We can guarantee you up to 12 inches without any surgery or medication.
Just call us with your personal details and privacy is assured! We like to call it "The Big Lunchbox Deal"!
The 12-inch pizza from Apache, also comes with a tub of ice-cream and we'll even throw in a cheesy garlic bread, all just for 15 Euro. Now, everyone can afford a big one this summer!
Sound effect: Indian music
Indian Man's voice: HEY! HOW you doing...?
Male voice over 2 (announcer): Ring Apache Pizza on 1890 a-p-a-c-h-e
Please note, offers and prices referenced in the adverts while correct at the time of broadcast, may not be still valid. For all the latest offers and prices, please contact your local store.